Britney Spears
In a pre-taped segment on The Late Show with David Letterman on Tuesday, the ‘Womaniser’ hit-maker actually outlined the ways America would be better if she were President.
Britney appeared on the show wearing a skimpy black bikini with an oversized red flower in the hair, reports People.
And the 27-year-old star jokingly discussed her plans for everything from the war on terrorism and fiscal strategies to a proposal to build a nightclub on the moon and make hip-hop star P. Diddy her second-in-command.
And here are Britney’s 10 presidential pledges:
- I”d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
- We would only invade fun places, like Cabo.
- Free pie for everybody!
- My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
- I”d lure Osama Bin Laden out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy.
- Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
- If I was president America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
- I would challenge US to put a nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
- Three words: Vice President Diddy.
- Finally the media would pay some attention to me!
This is the first time the singer has appeared on the US TV talk show since 2006.
